Me: IM RUNNING AWAY AND YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Mom: Ok honey. What time are you gonna be home at?
Me: uh, like 3.
Mom: Ok have a good time!
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANd school and sleep and math and friends and Internet and tv are probably the most serious ones
why do people get so easily offended by words like you can go up to me and be like “sup needle dick” and ill just be like “screw off pussy faggot” and neither of us would give even one fuck
You turn me on
My phone said to me as I hit the power switch.
•ugh I wish I was as pretty as you
•OMG perf girl
all of the fucks I give
we’ll hold hands and piss of old people and be cool and be weird and eat candy and run and ride bikes and take pictures and talk and make fun of kids at our school and yah. that would be nice, you know. just saying
When you’re just that close and you’re just uuuggghhhhhhh
Normal Kids: I want an phone, a dog, a house, a car, a tv, a new bike, a swimming pool, ect.
Me: Well, um, I’ve always wanted a subway sandwich that looks like the ones in the commercials.
Lets have a romantic dinner